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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 13:20

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Dr No

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

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