What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Do people really have sex with animals?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do men like low maintenance women?